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Rats drown in WordStar
Rats live on no evil star
Red rum, sir, is murder
Rise to vote, sir
Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas
Sit on a potato pan Otis!
Step on no pets
Straw no too stupid I put soot on warts
Straw? No, too stupid a fad; I put soot on warts
Sums are not set as a test on Erasmus
Was it a rat I saw?
- The Joker