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Joseph's Christmas Story!
My mother cast one of her students as the innkeeper for the Christmas pageant. All the third grader had to do was tell Joseph, "There is no room at the inn."
But during the performance - after Joseph begged for a room for his pregnant wife - the boy didn't have the heart to turn him down.
"Well," he said, "if it's so urgent, come on in."
- The Joker