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Joke: Ways To Annoy a Terrorist #1!

Pause for a moment, listen carefully, and say, "Doesn't that sound a lot like a B-52?"

Use his satellite phone to call the time and weather line in Buenos Aires and leave it off the hook.

Tell him how much less you paid for your Kalashnikov rifle.

Ask him if he's looking forward to joining Hitler as Satan's favorite chew toy in the lowest inferno of Hell.

Correct him when he ends a sentence with a preposition.


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