Joke: Signs you might be a Liberal
You paid $500,000.00 for a beer keg once used by John F. Kennedy.
You protested American intervention in Iraq, but support American intervention in Haiti, Somalia, and Bosnia.
If the years 1966 through 1974 are vague memories because of the effects of drug abuse.
You think Hillary Clinton is, "A babe."
You think that a naval aircraft carrier should be named after George McGovern, but then you remember that one aircraft carrier could feed a million starving children for a year.
You think people who make above minimum wage are rich and should be taxed at 90 percent.
Upon hearing of anything bad that has happened, the first thing you think should be done is that the oil companies should be investigated.
You ever said, "Differently abled" when you mean "crippled."
You ever proposed that cockroaches should be placed on the endangered species list.
You ever drove to an Earth Day rally in a Lincoln Towncar, or a Ferrari.
You blame the Republicans for rainy weather.
You cried out, "Where did I go wrong!" when your son or daughter joined the Marine Corps.
You think Newt Gingrich should be dipped in gravy train and fed to a pack of ravenous poddles.
You ever referred to someone's GI Joe figurines and matching tac nukes as "War toys."
You are against prayer in public schools, even before math tests.
You own an espresso maker, a cusinart, and a heated water bed and yet oppose off shore oil drilling and the construction of nuclear power plants.
You don't go into a fit of rage when Barney is on TV.
You think that Doctors should be made into government bureaucrats, but that lawyers should not.
You object to little old ladies wearing fur, but not big, mean bikers wearing leather.
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