Joke: Steps for Dealing With Peace Protestors
For any of you that may be in Berkeley this weekend, or wherever these peace rallies may occur. What to do if you happen upon a peace rally by stupid, naive, hemp-shirt-wearing idiots, to teach them why force is needed:
1) Approach rich, ignorant person talking about "peace" and saying there should be "no retaliation"
2) Have brief conversation, ask if military force is appropriate
3) When he says "no," ask, "Why not?"
4) When he says, "because that would just cause more innocent deaths, which would be awful, and we should not cause more violence"
5) Punch him in the face . . . hard
6) When he gets up to punch you back, point out that it would be a mistake, and contrary to his values, to punch you, because he would be just increasing the violence.
7) When he agrees that he has pledged not to commit violence, punch him in the face again . . . harder this time.
8) repeat steps 2 through 8 until he understands that sometimes it is necessary to punch back.
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