Joke: Poor Man
A grief-stricken man threw himself across a grave and cried bitterly. "My life, how senseless it is! How worthless is everything about me because you are gone. If only you hadn't died, if only fate had not been so cruel as to take you from this world, how different everything would have been."
A clergyman happened by and to soothe the man he offered a prayer. Afterward he said, "I assume the person lying beneath this mound of earth was someone of great importance to you."
"Importance? Indeed it was," moaned the man. "It's my wife's first husband!"
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