Joke: A Million Dollars from God!
A young man was talking to God. 'How long is a million years to You?' he asked.
'A million years to Me is like a single second to you,' God replied.
'How much is a million dollars to You?' the young man asked
'A million dollars to Me is like a penny to you,' God replied.
'In that case,' the young man ventured, 'Could I have one of Your pennies?'
'Certainly, My Son,' God replied. 'Just a second.'
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