Joke: Who Hears Your Prayers?!
Visiting their grandmother's house, two young boys were saying their prayers at bedtime. The younger boy started loudly shouting his prayers: "God, please send me a Nintendo ... and a new bike ... !"
"Why are you shouting your prayers?" his older brother asked. "God isn't deaf."
"No, but Grandma almost is!" the little brother answered.
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