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Joke: Banjo Jokes...!

How many banjo players does it take to screw in a light bulb? five; one to screw it in and four to (a.) complain that it's electric. (b.) lament about how much they miss the old one. (c.) stand around and watch.

What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)... (a.) onion no one cries when you cut up a banjo. (b.) uzzie an uzzie only repeats forty times. (c.) chain saw a chain saw has a dynamic range. and/or you can turn a chainsaw off. (d.) Harley Davidson motorcycle you can tune a Harley. (e.) Trampoline you take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Playing the banjo is a lot like throwing a javelin blindfolded...you don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? Will the defendant please rise.

What do you get when you throw a banjo and an accordion off the Empire State Building? Who Cares...

What did the banjo player get on his IQ (or SAT) test? drool...

What will you never say about a banjo player? that's the banjo player's porsche.

How many professional banjo players does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Professional banjo players can't afford light bulbs.


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