Joke: 15 Funny Bumper Stickers
15- Boldly going nowhere.
14- Heart Attacks... God's revenge for eating his animal friends.
13- How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?
12- CATS -- The other white meat.
11- Don't be sexist -- broads hate that.
10- I'm an imbecile and I vote.
9- Money Isn't Everything... But it sure keeps the kids in touch.
8- WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition.
7- You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me, not you!
6- Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
5- Save Your Breath...you'll need it to blow up your date!
4- Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
3- Grow your own dope, plant a man.
2- All men are animals, some just make better pets.
1- WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
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