Joke: Be Careful what you Preach!
After teaching somewhat pointlessly to a large crowd a Buddhist Zen master was very hungry."
So he walked up to a hot dog vendor at a baseball game and said, "Make me one with everything."
When the Zen master paid with a twenty-dollar bill, the hot-dog vendor put the bill in the cash drawer.
"Where's my change?" the Zen master asked.
"Change must come from within," the hot-dog vendor replied.
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU PREACH!!!
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