Joke: Happy old Man!!!
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise!"
"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?"
He thought for a moment, and replied, "Twenty-six."
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