Joke: Saddam and His Chauffeur!!!
Saddam Hussein and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly. Saddam tells his driver: "Go to the farm over there and explain to the owner of the pig what happened."
Half an hour later, Saddam sees his driver coming back from the farm, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other.
"What happened to you?" He asks.
"Well, the farmer gave me a cigar and his wife gave me the bottle of wine."
"My God! What did you tell them?" asked President Hussein.
The driver answered: "Good evening. I am Saddam Hussein's chauffeur and I have just killed the pig."
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