One day an English teacher asked her class if they knew the definition of a tragedy. One boy said it would be a tragedy if the principal died in the middle of the night. The teacher said, "No, though that would be a great loss." Another said it would be a tragedy if someone accidentally drove off a cliff. The teacher said, "No, that would be more of an accident."
Finally one very smart little boy said it would be a tragedy if Bill Clinton drove off a cliff. The teacher said, "Yes, that's exactly right! How did you know that?"
And the little boy said, "Well, it wouldn't be an accident, but it sure wouldn't be a great loss, either!"
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