Joke: Just the Smarts
Former VP Dan Quayle enters a tattoo parlor. The tattoo artist welcomes the vice president, and asks what he can do for him.
"I want a mark put on the front of my head, sort of like the one Gorbachev has. Can you do it?"
"Uh, why yes," the tattoo artist replies. "But if you don't mind my asking, why do you want it?"
Quayle explains that he recently visited with Gorbachev. "I told him how much I admired him; his political savvy, his ability to bounce back from adversity. So I asked him, straight out, 'How do you do it?' "He told me," Quayle says, pointing to his head, "You've got to have something up here."
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