Joke: Top Seven Signs You Are On A Bad Cruise!!!
7. Your entire cruise is spent in Nebraska.
6. The captain frequently comes below decks to ask if anyone wants to share a kegger with him and the crew.
5. Shore excursions include scuba diving in New York's glorious East River.
4. "Welcome to the dinner show. I'm Chris, your featured ventriloquist. Unfortunately, my dummy is a mute, but he is learning sign language, so if you'll bear with me here..."
3. That unexpected supply stop in Columbia for 2 tonnes of "icing sugar"
2. Dinner the first night: Dolphin Baby Surprise
1. The medical officer assures you the boat is "87% SARS-free".
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