Joke: Adam & Eve!
After Adam stayed out late a few nights, Eve became suspicious.
"You're running around with another woman - admit it!" she demanded.
"What other woman?" Adam shot back. "You're it!"
That night, Adam was fast asleep when he was awakened by Eve poking him in the chest.
"What are you doing?"
"Counting your ribs."
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