Joke: Marriage Advice!
My granddaughter's wedding, the DJ polled the guests to see who had been married the longest. Since it turned out to be my husband and me, the DJ asked us, "What advice would you give to the newly married couple?"
I said, "The three most important words in a marriage are, 'You're probably right.' "
Everyone then looked expectantly at my husband. "She's probably right," he said.
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