Joke: Not a football fan!
A first-grade teacher can't believe her student isn't hyped up about the Super Bowl. "It's a huge event. Why aren't you excited?"
"Because I'm not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too," says the student.
"Well, that's a lousy reason," says the teacher. "What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?"
"Then I'd be a football fan."
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