Joke: Release the Coffeepot!
At the data-entry company where I work, the other operators and I share a coffeepot. One morning I took it into the ladies room to fill it with water. Then I began preening in the mirror, brushing my hair and reapplying some makeup. I didn't realize how long I'd been until someone slid a note under the door. "You win," it read. Any ransom demand will be met. Just release the coffeepot."
Previous Joke: I am plankton! Rules of work #1...
Next Joke: So Who's Minding The Fort?