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Joke: So Who's Minding The Fort?

For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason I'm tired because I'm overworked.

* The population of this country is 237 million.

* 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.

* There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.

* Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work.

* 2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.

* Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

* At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

* Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

* That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.


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