Joke: Blondes Crossing the River!
Three blonde women stand in front of a wide river and thinking of how they could get to the other side.
Suddenly a ghost appears to them and says each of them has one wish.
So the first one says, I wanna be a hundred times as smart as I am now. Then she cuts a tree and rows over the river.
The second looks at that and says, I wanna be one thousand times as smart as I am now. Then suddenly she jumps to the next group of trees, cuts them all and builds a boat. Then she sails over the river.
The third one says, "Fine. I wanna be a million times as smart as I am now." She looks up, sees the bridge, and walks to the other side.
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