Joke: Blonde iPod at the hair parlor!
A blonde goes into the hair parlor with her iPod on.
"I need to take the iPod off," said the stylist.
"You can't, I'll die!" said the blonde.
"But I can't cut your hair with the iPod on your ears."
"You can't take it off, I'll die," argues the blonde.
Flustered the hair stylist grabs the iPod and takes it off of the head of the blond... the blonde dies.
The police come and listen to the iPod... it is repeating "breath in", breath out, breath...
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