Joke: Best excuses to miss a day of work #2!
***Yes, I seem to have contracted some attention-deficit disorder and, hey, how about them Hoyas, huh? So, I won't be able to, yes, could I help you? No, no, I'll be sticking with Sprint, but thank you for calling.
***I just found out that I was switched at birth. Legally, I shouldn't come to work knowing my employee records may now contain false information.
***The dog ate my car keys. We're going to hitchhike to the vet.
***My mother-in-law has come back as one of the Undead and we must track her to her coffin to drive a stake through her heart and give her eternal peace. One day should do it.
***I am converting my calendar from Julian to Gregorian.
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