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Joke: Ways To Annoy a Terrorist #4!

Mention that his wives look quite fetching in their burkas, and ask whether they've ever thought of modeling.

When you leave, wave and say, "Shalom!"

They have to wait a few years to see current television shows in Afghanistan, so give away the secret of who's having a baby on Friends.

Explain that America is a land of freedom and opportunity, filled with people of every race, religion, and background, including millions of women strong enough to knock the crap out of him.

Order him ten Domino's pizzas with extra ham topping.


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