Joke: Playing in the yard!
A little boy fellow came in from playing in the yard, covered from head to toe in dirt, and asked his mother, "Who am I?"
Thinking this was a new game she said, "I don't know! Who are you?"
"Wow!" cried the boy. "Mrs. Johnson was right! She said I was so dirty, my own mother wouldn't recognize me!"
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