Joke: Ways To Annoy a Terrorist #3!
Tell him that this is the worst pajama party you've ever attended.
Ask him if he provides his employees with a 401K plan.
Complement him on all his poppies outside, but mention that a few day lilies would be a nice accent.
Ask whether the Taliban is hoping to be bombed ahead into the Stone Age, or perhaps the Iron Age if enough shell casings survive.
Claim that they serve much better falafel at the public executions in Sudan.
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