Joke: Pregnancy test!
To confirm her suspicions, my sister needed to purchase a pregnancy test. Since I was going to the pharmacy, she asked me to pick one up. I didn't stop to think how I appeared to the clerk when I waddled up--nine months pregnant--to pay for the kit.
"Honey," she said, "I can save you $15 right now. You're definitely going to have a baby."
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