Joke: A string walks into a bar...
A string walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Hey, we don't serve your kind here!" The string walks outside, ties himself into a loop, and walks back in.
The bartender says: "Hey! Aren't you that string I just kicked out of here?" The string replies: "No. I'm a frayed knot."
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