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7 Leno Jokes

Joke: Economy?

"Now that the war with Iraq is over a lot of people want President Bush to focus on the economy. You know who really wants President Bush to focus on the economy? Syria."

-Jay Leno

- The Joker


Joke: Her Version

"All week, Hillary Clinton has been saying that she has no intention of running for president. See, this is kind of like her version of 'I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

-Jay Leno

- The Joker


Joke: Democratic Candidates!

"According to a new CBS poll, 66 percent of Americans cannot name a single Democratic candidate running for president. The other 34 percent are Democratic candidates running for president."

-Jay Leno

- The Joker


Joke: EPA Head!

"Christie Todd Whitman, who is head of the EPA, has announced she is resigning at the end of the month. President Bush was shocked. He didn't even know we had an Environmental Protection Agency. Do you know what the EPA is? Their job is to protect the environment from President Bush."

-Jay Leno

- The Joker


Joke: Chased Down!

"Vermont Senator James Jeffords is being called a hero today after he chased down a teenager who stole a wallet from his daughter-in-law on Capitol Hill. How fat are our kids getting when they're being run down by 68-year-old senators. ... At one point Jeffords yelled out 'Stop thief' and two hundred congressmen froze."

-Jay Leno

- The Joker


Joke: Just Ironic

"All of Iraq's oil fields are under U.S. control which is ironic considering all the gas stations here are run by Middle Easterners."

-Jay Leno

- The Joker


Joke: Be Safe!

"The federal government said today if you're caught outside near the explosion of a radioactive bomb, do not panic. Lie down on the ground and cover your head and if you can stay in this position for 14.2 million years, you'll be fine."

-Jay Leno

- The Joker




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