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What's better than the best thing and worse than the worst thing?

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What is the center of gravity?

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There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. He has a wife and 2 kids. What does he weigh?

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What do you serve that you can't eat?

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What has four eyes but cannot see?

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A barrel of water weighs 20 pounds. What must you add to it to make it weigh 12 pounds?

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What runs but doesn't walk?

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The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?

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What won't break if you throw off the highest building in the world, but will break if you place it in the ocean?

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What is the moon worth?

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What has no beginning, end, or middle?

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What question can you never answer "yes" to?

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I'm not an airplane, but I can fly through the sky.
I'm not a river, but I'm full of water.
What am I?

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A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.

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What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it?

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How many of each animal did Moses take on the ark?

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What can't be burned in fire, nor drowned in water?

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What letter is never found in the alphabet?

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What is always before you, yet you can never see it?

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What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?

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What clothing does a house wear?

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Why can't a man living in Winston, Salem be buried west of the Mississippi?

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What goes up and never comes down?

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Why is it so easy to weigh fish?

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What can you catch but not throw?

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A skin have I, more eyes than one. I can be very nice when I am done. What am I?

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Which moves faster: heat or cold?

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What can be swallowed, but can also swallow you?

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What can burn the eyes, sting the mouth, yet be consumed?

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I know a word of letters three,
Add two and fewer there will be.

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In Okmulgee, Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

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What do the numbers 11, 69, and 88 all have in common?

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What is the difference between an oak tree and a tight shoe?

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What happened in the middle of the twentieth century that will not happen again for 4,000 years?

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How much dirt is in a hole 4 feet deep and 2 feet wide?

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If there are fifteen crows on a fence and the farmer shoots a third of them, how many crows are left?

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"I have as many brothers as sisters, but my brothers have twice the number of sisters as brothers. How many of us are there?"

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What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

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What is the difference between a farmer and a seamstress?

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What grows up while growing down?

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What is the biggest pencil in the world?

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If you were to take two apples from three apples, how many would you have?

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He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?

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What has to be broken before it can be used?

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What travels around the world yet stays in one corner?

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Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, Even a river can't fill it up. What is it?

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Can a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California?

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What 3 letters change a girl into a woman?

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What crime is punishable if attempted, but is not punishable if committed?

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What do you fill with empty hands?

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What is the longest word in the English language?

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If you were locked in a concrete room, with no windows and no doors, and all you had inside the room was a table and a mirror, how would you get out?

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Before the days of motor cars, a man rode into town on his horse. He arrived on Friday, spent three days in town and left on Friday. How is that possible?

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What kind of water never freezes?

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You can't keep this until you have given it.

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You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?

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What gets harder to catch the faster you run?

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In a tunnel of darkness lies a beast of iron. It can only attack when pulled back. What is it?

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What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?

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What can go up a chimney down but can't go down a chimney up?

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Is an old hundred dollar bill better than a new one?

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The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?

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A man builds a house with all 4 sides facing south. A bear walks past the house. What color is the bear?

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If two's company and three's a crowd, what are four and five?

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The one who makes it, sells it.
The one who buys it, never uses it.
The one that uses it never knows that he's using it.
What is it?

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A railroad crossing, look for the cars;
Can you spell all that without any R's?

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What turns everything around but does not move?

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What goes up and down without moving?

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A farmer had seventeen sheep, all but nine died, how many did he have left?

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Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin's egg. Why not?

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Who can shave twenty-five times a day and still have a beard?

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What kind of room has no windows or doors?

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A woman had two sons who were born on the same hour of the same day of the same year. But they were not twins. How could this be so?

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Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?

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What can go up and come down without moving?

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What can pass before the sun without making a shadow?

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If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it?

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What do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don't want to use it?

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What's the difference between here and there?

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How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?

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What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in an hour?

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If you were standing directly on Antarctica's South Pole facing north, which direction would you travel if you took one step backward?

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What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

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The capital of Turkey is a long word. Can you spell it?

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If you were locked in a concrete room, with no windows and no doors, and all you had inside the room was a bed and a calendar, how would you eat and drink?

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How are a jeweler and a jailer alike?

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Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?

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Your mother's brother's only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?

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If you were in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove, a match and a gas lamp which do you light first?

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What's colorless, and weightless, but if you put it into a barrel, the barrel would become lighter?

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How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

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What has a foot on each side and one in the middle?

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What is the biggest building in the world?

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What kind of rocks are on the bottom of the Mississippi River?

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Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white," or "The yolk of the egg is white?"

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What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?

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What one word has the most letters in it?

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What kind of nut has no shell?

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In what year did Christmas Day and New Year's Day fall in the same year?

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Three men were fishing. The boat flipped over and the three men fell into the water. Two of the men got their hair wet. Why didn't the third man's hair get wet?

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What two words contain the most letters?

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The more it dries, the wetter it gets. What is it?

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No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?

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What is in the middle of nowhere?

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Take off my skin -- I won't cry, but you will! What am I?

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What is the angriest kind of wind?

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Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

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If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?

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What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it? You can't buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library.

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When young, I am sweet in the sun.
When middle-aged, I make you gay.
When old, I am valued more than ever.
What am I?

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The more you take away, the bigger it gets. What is it?

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What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?

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Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?

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I have a head like a cat. I have feet like at cat. But I am not a cat.
What am I?

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